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A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar trap. A 0.00 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of 0.00. They responded with a mailed photo of handcuffs.

Best:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said "I BET YOU ARE GOING TO SELL ME A TICKET TO THE MOTORCYCLE COP’S BALL". He replied with "MOTORCYCLE COPS DON’T HAVE BALLS". There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realised what he’d just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.
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Joe was a rather stupid person. But he wanted to impress his wife, so he took her out for an anniversary dinner and watched the couples around them, following their leads.
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He observed the couple next to him. The man lifted a sugar shaker towards his wife’s cup and said, "Sugar, sugar?" Joe thought this was great and continued to listen around the dining room.

Another table over Joe observed the following. A man spooned out some honey out of a bowl for his wife and asked, "Honey, honey?"

Again Joe thought this was good stuff.

Finally, he cut off a piece of his meat, stared longingly into his young wife’s eyes and said, "Ham, pig?"
she got fed up kicked him and left.

Good:
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t nabbing any. Then, he discovered the problem – a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road in the other direction with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of change.

Better:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar trap. A 0.00 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of 0.00. They responded with a mailed photo of handcuffs.

Best:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said "I BET YOU ARE GOING TO SELL ME A TICKET TO THE MOTORCYCLE COP’S BALL". He replied with "MOTORCYCLE COPS DON’T HAVE BALLS". There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realised what he’d just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.

i actually got these jokes off of a cop website so the credit should go to them

Good:
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t nabbing any. Then, he discovered the problem – a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road in the other direction with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of change.

Better:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar trap. A 0.00 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of 0.00. They responded with a mailed photo of handcuffs.

Best:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said "I BET YOU ARE GOING TO SELL ME A TICKET TO THE MOTORCYCLE COP’S BALL". He replied with "MOTORCYCLE COPS DON’T HAVE BALLS". There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realised what he’d just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.

i love cops and their jokes (since my dad is a cop lol)
can i have a star then?plz
to debbie s:if you got nothing nice to say don;t say anything

to all of you thanks lol i like the last one best too

A couple of motorcycle cops sit at a Lowe’s parking entrance and run radar down a long stretch of service road that dumps into town (city limits)
Then, the cops step out in front of the speeder and tell them to pull over!

I did not get pulled over but was amazed the police would literally take that chance to step out into traffic.

So, if the cop turns into a speed bump, who is at fault?

Good:
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t nabbing any. Then, he discovered the problem – a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road in the other direction with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of change.

Better:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar trap. A 0.00 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of 0.00. They responded with a mailed photo of handcuffs.

Best:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said "I BET YOU ARE GOING TO SELL ME A TICKET TO THE MOTORCYCLE COP’S BALL". He replied with "MOTORCYCLE COPS DON’T HAVE BALLS". There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realised what he’d just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.

Good:
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t nabbing any. Then, he discovered the problem – a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road in the other direction with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of change.

Better:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar trap. A 0.00 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of 0.00. They responded with a mailed photo of handcuffs.

Best:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said "I BET YOU ARE GOING TO SELL ME A TICKET TO THE MOTORCYCLE COP’S BALL". He replied with "MOTORCYCLE COPS DON’T HAVE BALLS". There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realised what he’d just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.

It doesn’t warn me of cruisers or motorcycle cops EVER.. why is this? I heard it’s because either the Cops use Doppler or they use lasers with a trigger they push when they suspect a speeder. Wouldn’t this mean the whole radar/laser-detector industry is OBSOLETE? And people who spend up to 0 on Escort 9500’s, Valentine One’s, and Bel STI Driver’s are WASTING THEIR MONEY?? How can this be?

I got a speeding ticket from a police officer in a car. How do they check your speed, I was on the freeway, doing 75 on a 65. I know motorcycle cops use radar, or laser, how about car cops?

I live in san jose california today i was driving through a intersection and a police officer was shooting radar down the blvd the gun looked like it had two lenses on either side i wasnt sure if he was playing around with this thing or what.There were three other officer besides him standing there maybe it was a training or they were setting up a speed trap.anyways i think i was going the speed limit maybe 3 or 4 miles over it i wasnt sure but they didnt pull me over,just wondering is this a photo radar gun i hope i dont get a ticket in the mail saying you were speeding,does anyone know if san jose police use a photo radar gun.These were motorcycle cops.

OK, I was pulled over at 8:00 AM a couple of weeks ago by a motorcycle cop and got a ticket for speeding on Moulton Pkwy in Aliso Viejo, CA.

I see there is always 2 motorcycle cops parked with their radar guns pointing at the traffic coming from the opposite direction I drive to, so I am careful and never had a problem in the 2 yrs I’ve lived there, until the day I got pulled over.

I was driving on Moulton Pkwy towards La Paz and I see 2 motorcycle cops driving their bikes, but they were not behind me, they were coming from the opposite side of the road. Also, it was not like they were parked and waiting for someone to be pulled over, they were not even holding their radar guns at me, they just doing that, driving their bikes on the opposite side (which is separatedby a boulevard).

I was totally shocked when I saw one of the motorcycle cops make a U turn to turn around to come after me to pull me over for SPEEDING?? The cop seemed to be in a very good mood, he was just laughing the whole time… I even had to ask him "officer, could you please tell me what I did wrong?" Of corse, his answer was "you were speeding"…he gave me the ticket and left.

When I read the ticket, I see he wrote down the radar’s Serial Number, WTF?? He was not pointing a freaking radar gun at me! Do their bikes have built-in radar guns?? What are my chances of winning in court?

my wife got pulled over by a motorcycle cop and the radar detector did go off but when it was too late, usually other times it warns her ahead of time with the cop vehicle but the motorcycle ones can be tricky. Hers is a 9 or 12 band one cant remember but is there a good one for motorcycle cops or in general? The cop told her that now they have better equpment therefore hers did not work as it should.