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good:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar trap. A 0.00 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of 0.00. They responded with a mailed photo of handcuffs.

Best:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said "I BET YOU ARE GOING TO SELL ME A TICKET TO THE MOTORCYCLE COP’S BALL". He replied with "MOTORCYCLE COPS DON’T HAVE BALLS". There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realised what he’d just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.
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Joe was a rather stupid person. But he wanted to impress his wife, so he took her out for an anniversary dinner and watched the couples around them, following their leads.
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He observed the couple next to him. The man lifted a sugar shaker towards his wife’s cup and said, "Sugar, sugar?" Joe thought this was great and continued to listen around the dining room.

Another table over Joe observed the following. A man spooned out some honey out of a bowl for his wife and asked, "Honey, honey?"

Again Joe thought this was good stuff.

Finally, he cut off a piece of his meat, stared longingly into his young wife’s eyes and said, "Ham, pig?"
she got fed up kicked him and left.

Good:
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t nabbing any. Then, he discovered the problem – a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road in the other direction with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of change.

Better:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar trap. A 0.00 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of 0.00. They responded with a mailed photo of handcuffs.

Best:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said "I BET YOU ARE GOING TO SELL ME A TICKET TO THE MOTORCYCLE COP’S BALL". He replied with "MOTORCYCLE COPS DON’T HAVE BALLS". There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realised what he’d just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.

i actually got these jokes off of a cop website so the credit should go to them

Good:
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t nabbing any. Then, he discovered the problem – a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road in the other direction with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of change.

Better:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar trap. A 0.00 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of 0.00. They responded with a mailed photo of handcuffs.

Best:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said "I BET YOU ARE GOING TO SELL ME A TICKET TO THE MOTORCYCLE COP’S BALL". He replied with "MOTORCYCLE COPS DON’T HAVE BALLS". There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realised what he’d just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.

i love cops and their jokes (since my dad is a cop lol)
can i have a star then?plz
to debbie s:if you got nothing nice to say don;t say anything

to all of you thanks lol i like the last one best too

Good:
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t nabbing any. Then, he discovered the problem – a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road in the other direction with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of change.

Better:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar trap. A 0.00 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of 0.00. They responded with a mailed photo of handcuffs.

Best:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said "I BET YOU ARE GOING TO SELL ME A TICKET TO THE MOTORCYCLE COP’S BALL". He replied with "MOTORCYCLE COPS DON’T HAVE BALLS". There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realised what he’d just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.

Good:
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t nabbing any. Then, he discovered the problem – a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road in the other direction with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of change.

Better:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar trap. A 0.00 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of 0.00. They responded with a mailed photo of handcuffs.

Best:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said "I BET YOU ARE GOING TO SELL ME A TICKET TO THE MOTORCYCLE COP’S BALL". He replied with "MOTORCYCLE COPS DON’T HAVE BALLS". There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realised what he’d just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.